Unibrow

A person who is a total mess, but 2x the mess. Never knows how to act and is completely goofy and out of the system. Usually a slob and needs to check themselves before they reck themselves.

My room’s a mess, I lost my job and my girlfriend just broke up with me. I’m such a Unibrow

by maddieb543 January 19, 2020

Unibrowing

When you are eating a girl out and yoir unibrow tickles her butthole.

Eww....are you unibrowing me?

Yea, Bastion. In fact, I kinda like it.

by elgatopicante April 23, 2019

the unibrow

In close relation to the infamous "Dirty Sanchez" the unibrow is when you are performing sensational anal coitus and pull out your cock and slap it across her forehead right above her eyes bridging the gap and therefore creating "THE UNIBROW"AKA " THE UNIBROWN"

Did you see Brittney with the unibrow ?She must have a lot of shit on her mind!

by Dr.felacio December 23, 2017

Unibrow

Unsightly growth extension of the eyebrow, forming what appears to be a single eyebrow which extends beyond the normal eyebrow range. Used in conjunction with Liphair (see description) by male members of Middle-eastern countries to determine whether a female of same origin is of consentual age.

Akbar, my good friend..Look at the unibrow and liphair on that fine Afghani woman. Indeed she is the most beautiful hairy mass I have laid my eyes upon.

by Josh January 03, 2004

Unibrow

When a man shaves his pubic hair and saves the trimmings. He then ejaculates/shoots his load between a girls eyes and adds the pube trimmings...giving the lady the apparance of a unibrow

She was sucking my dick and I pulled out and came in between her eyes...then I threw my pubes ontop giving her a nice unibrow

by c richmond December 29, 2009

Unibrow

Dipping your balls into a girls ass, following that up with her performing oral sex on you in the 69 position thereby slapping your dirty poo overed balls in-between her eyes thus creating the image of the young lady having a unibrow.

The upsidedown Goatee

She went to the salon yesterday and got her eyebrows waxed and all cleaned up, then last night I ruined that and gave her a nice unibrow.

by MaCoBeEt November 17, 2011

unibrow bomber

This is when you ejaculate on a woman's eyebrows in a way that forms a uni brow.

-She liked how i did her unibrow.
-I gave her the ol unibrow bomber.
-The unibrow bomber was here.
-Her unibrow brightens her smile thanks to the unibrow bomber.

by M973 July 18, 2011