Unclench

Calm down, relax, take the pole out of your ass

“Unclench Karen, our food will be here soon, you don’t need to ask for the manager.”

by Moknows11 June 27, 2018

Uncle Jeff

The act of using the internet, especially Facebook to stalk and learn everything about a person.

That girl is really cute I'm going to Uncle Jeff her tonight.

by Nexvita August 6, 2011

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

uncle hank

Uncle Hank (played by Stanley Herman) is a character in the movie 'Requiem for a Dream' who likes to partake in group activities such as watching drug-addicted women perform ass-to-ass.

Can be used IRL as an innocent sounding alibi:

You: I’m just going to help take Uncle Hank to the grocery store.
Girlfriend: I didn’t know you had an uncle...
*Proceed to ass-to-ass type activities*

Uncle Hank: ASS-TO-ASS!

by Big Tim/Little John September 22, 2010

Candy Uncle

A man whom one can hire to act as a child’s uncle. However, if at any point said child eats more than one piece of candy, the candy uncle will be said to have had a mysterious death and disappear. It’s never explained, but the child knows. They know.

Jack: I’m thinking of hiring a Candy Uncle. I don’t want Harry to eat too much candy.
Jeremiah: Oh ok you do you I guess

by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU January 25, 2022

Crouching Uncle

The act of walking into your aunt's bedroom and finding your uncle with his boxers around his ankles, squatting over your aunt while serving up a PBR and creamed-corn induced hot carl into her waiting mouth... most often occurring while re-runs of the Dukes of Hazard or Full House are playing on the TV.

I went over to Uncle Jethro's after the Nascar race, and when I walked into the trailer Aunt Tina was in the midst of wiping the Crouching Uncle off of her mustache.

by Ryjamin October 6, 2011

Uncle Tom Ass Nigga

Derogatory term used mostly by black americans to describe black men whom they feel have lost touch with, or turned against, their own culture.

"Who's this police ass nigga?", asked Buckwheat.
"That's my bitch ass neighbor", said Alfalfa.
"You tell that Uncle Tom Ass Nigga that I'm watching him", said Buckwheat.
"Alright. I'll tell him right now."

by Attritionist December 7, 2020