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Ulcer Fart

An ulcer fart is a fart that has a hint of blood smell in its mists...often not a pleasant smell.
Damnn nigggaa! R u bleeding or is that an ulcer fart?
by Dampiel May 15, 2011
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Ulverston

A small town, just outside the idilic lake district. This town is home to many festivals in which paedophiles, homosexuals, the mentally retarded and 14 year old thugs who just want to get drunk, come together to cause mass destruction and fright to all those in the town. Long haired, bandy legged moshers can be found in the town most noticeably at Lightburn park, The kiosk, various locations around the town center and ford park. It is also home to the finest school in Ulverston, Ulverston Victoria, who recenty failed there ofsted report for being too shit. The town is also home to 21 year old faggots who like to prey upon the hairy-legged, butch school girls of the town.

Ulverston is situated near Barrow-in-furness and Dalton which have high teenage pregnancy rates, large amounts of drugs from the "Liverpool Underground" (I not entirely sure why underground train drivers would want to sell drugs, but hey I'm not God, Michael Barrymore is) and more violence than you could shake a stick at.

There is also rumour that there is an underground tunnel from Ulverston which leads to Oz, I cannot confirm nor deny this.

Recent celebrities spotted in Ulverston include Garry Glitter, Angus Deayton, George Michael and Josef Fritzel.

Christmas is celebrated in March in Ulverston as many of the population of the town are either stupid or morbidly obese.

The town's largest industy is chemical-making with the large "Glaxo" factory on the south coast of the town, pumping out photo-chemical smog and dangerous gases into the town causing low visabilty, lung cancer, gingivitus and scurvy.

Lord Ulverston once said: "All yee who set foot through the fine walls of Ulverston shall be here-by be stabbed and thus thow body shall be thrown from thee bell tower by goats"

Lord Ulverston died shortly after, in 1999, from dementia.
Come to Ulverston and sample some of the fruits of our labour!
by Crickenholme May 21, 2008
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Unversed

Due to a translation error, North Americans have been using the term "Unbirth" as the new mysterious enemy in Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep. But, the real english term is "Unversed"

An Unversed is "the opposite of human life"
"Oh my god, I can't beat this Unversed!"
"The Unversed are the new enemy in Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep"
by 19JonJon96 August 28, 2009
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unvertisement

An advertisement so incredibly annoying that it actually puts you off whatever it advertised.
I hate those unvertisements where they're having a clearance for furniture or carpets and someone is constantly shouting. They don't make me want to buy stuff, they make me want to find the manager of that place and shove a screwdriver down his ear canal.
by Korgmeister April 22, 2006
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Ulcerative Colitis

An inflammatory bowel disease where ulcers form in your colon, causing bleeding, spasms, pain and misery. A bad flare-up with ulcerative colitis can reach about an 8/10 on the painfulness scale. This is a chronic lifelong condition, usually hereditary, with no known cure. Thankfully it is relatively manageable.
The only good thing about having ulcerative colitis is the potential spiritual reward we will maybe receive for contributing lots of hemoglobin to the population of the oceans and seas.
by mistahroga November 3, 2018
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ulterego

1. the enduring and conscious element that is far beyond

2. the part of the mind, conscious and the unconscious and subconscious. Its responsible for reality beyond testing and a sense of personal identity yet to be known.
As I looked at his paintings, I could start to understand his ulterego.
by Ulterego_Mense_watis.art October 31, 2020
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Unversed

Unlike the first defination, the Unversed are beings created from Foul emotions. The rest is true.

SPOILERS

Vanitas (Also referred to as 'The Boy in the Mask', or 'The Apprentice') is the cause of the unversed that relentlessly attack Terra, Aqua, and Ventus in the game Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep.
"..The unversed are everywhere. Xehanort was rigth about the boy in the mask.."
-Terra
by The Only Frosty September 23, 2010
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