Uhaul Adjacent

When two lesbians move closer to each other without actually moving in with one another in the hopes of not “uhauling.”

Hey, she’s not uhauling with her girlfriend, she’s too evolved for that; it’s more like a uhaul adjacent because she’s moving down the street.

by yffrazcaut December 28, 2022

Dirty Uhaul

A prostitute with an excessive amount of grundle fudge.

The trucker was highly upset when he found his lot lizard was a dirty uhaul.

by geewhiz1234 May 4, 2008

uhaul lesbian

The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.

John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.

by bitchbox42069 June 21, 2020

I'com'it'a uhaul

Contraction of "I am coming with a uhaul."

"I need to move." -person one

"I'com'it'a uhaul!" -person two

by The Jayson July 7, 2009

Uhaul bisexual

Simular to a Uhaul lesbian, the Uhaul bisexual moves in after few dates men and women

Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?

Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual

by Thatonepaganchick January 6, 2023

Unload the Uhaul

Taking a shit that you have been holding over the course of a cross country car ride

I was holding it in the car so long that I was relieved when I could finally unload the Uhaul.

by All Bets Hedged March 2, 2021

Emotional UHaul

When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly

"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"

by E31ly November 30, 2022