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tyrannosaurus shreks 

The merging of a t-rex and shrek. Pretty dank if you ask me.

tyrannosaurus-sex 

When you have sex without the use of your arms.
Dave: Oi Jim, basically i'm very, very horny and would very much like to have sexual relations with you.
Jim: Well that's just splendid Dave, however i'm afraid to report that my arm is in the most horrendous state of pain.
Dave: Why Jim, that shan't be a restricting factor in our sexcapades, one does not need to use ones arms whilst making love...
Jim: How absurd! However do you mean Dave?
Dave: Well Jim old boy...have you heard of Tyrannosaurus-Sex?
tyrannosaurus-sex by Jim and Dave January 16, 2014

Tyrannosaurus rump

T.rump is a tyrant lizard with small hands and an even smaller brain
Fossil evidence suggests that Tyrannosaurus rump used its ridiculously tiny hands to grab pussies
Tyrannosaurus rump by Goofball2020 January 21, 2017

tyrannosaurus trump 

A big, brown, and very smelly, dinosaur. It has a brain smaller than other dinosaurs. It is not a herbivore or a carnivore; it is a mexicanivore.
Yesterday that tyrannosaurus trump was eating a lot of those mexicans!
tyrannosaurus trump by jdm89 February 1, 2017

Tyrannosaurus Mex

Adaptation upon the Dinosaur Age made by Comic Strip creator Gary Larson of The Far Side in 1991

Tyrannosaurus Twat 

A Tyrannosaurus Twat, is someone who is most definitely at the top of the prick pyramid, when it comes for general shithousing without intent. The Tyrannosaurus Twat is someone we all know, and can only be reserved for one individual we know, and maybe (at a push) their spouse/partner.
My boss just asked me to complete a task that I had already done two weeks ago, and he hadn’t bothered to read his emails, and made me look like I’m incompetent. What a Tyrannosaurus Twat!
Tyrannosaurus Twat by VonC May 12, 2021