Roommate 1"Ayy who was that girl you brought in last night?"
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."
Roommate 2"Nah it was just a timeshare pussy."
by SwagasaurusFlex October 15, 2017
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Timesha's are funny smart and cute. Can take anyone's man without trying, and a great friend to have.
by Tee13 December 20, 2016
Get the Timesha mug.past participle of "timeshaft": To be caught up to real time on one's DVR (digital video recorder) or Tivo and prevented from fast-forwarding through commercials or other uninteresting or dull parts.
See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
See also timeshafting or timeshaft.
"I was watching the Grammy's on my DVR until I got timeshafted and had to watch Stevie Nicks and Taylor Swift perform in real time. I thought Taylor's caterwauling would never end."
by toddx February 3, 2010
Get the timeshafted mug.Purchasing a timeshare in Miami refers to the commitment of sexual intercourse to a Miami at least 6 times a year, as does a regular timeshare commitment. This is usually a drunken sorry act from a desperate individual in search of releasing his seed only for the sake of pleasure. The Miami soon becomes his timeshare in which the benefactor frequents like one would visit a timeshare. These outings may very in length depending on how much this person over drinks through out the year
by Steve-i Rastafari March 14, 2005
Get the Timeshare in Miami mug.A girl who splits her time evenly amongst multiple guys. Typically as a result of an agreement between a pair or group of guys.
(Girl) hangs out with (Guy 1) Monday thru Friday but since she's a timeshare, (Guy 2) has her on the weekends.
by Scooter2424 June 4, 2013
Get the Timeshare mug.A girl with many insecurities. She likes to hide her problems behind her smile. She is also a people pleasure she likes to help people with their problems before she deals with her own even if hers is much worse. Tylesha is very pretty but doesn't know it. She likes the attention. Sometimes Tylesha falls to easily for guys for no reason at all. She always wonders if a guy likes her but knows no one does. She can keep the darkest most deepest secrets and never tell anyone what it is. She likes to be active and not to be left out. Tylesha's hates it when people bring her down. She acts all tuff in front of people but inside she is terrified. She also likes to make people laugh. she cries in the shower and when everyone is asleep so she knows no one knows how she truly feels inside.
Tylesha is awesome
by Tylie Silva October 25, 2013
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