Twanking

When a twink masturbates or you give a twink a handjob

“I gave Matt a good twanking last night”

by Jaf12theking November 28, 2017

Twanking

Using Twitter or Facebook to update people with banal, brutally dull, meaningless activities or fortune cookie "insights." Also: gross oversharing. Noun versions: twankery, twanker.

"I love tacos!" "
"Why is ice cream so yummy?"

"I am making an omlet"

"Oprah at 10, yay!"

"Just had sex with the BF!"

"Life is better w/luv!

Response: "OMG quit twanking!"

by AnthonyIan October 8, 2010

Twanking

The art of masturbating whilst twerking

I had a good twank to the new Cyrus video (twanking)

by Swayze baby December 28, 2013

twunking

A mashup of the words drunk and tweeting. Tweeting while intoxicated.

Sally was twunking up a storm last night...too bad I could barely read her tweets, she was too drunk to type!

by mamakiki December 31, 2009

Tworking

Rubbing one's buttocks against keyboard in order to produce code

Damn be this Monday! Have to be tworking again.

by comaunite August 19, 2014

tworking

Exploiting yourself (as opposed to your sexuality) by working (as opposed to dancing in a weird way).

"Bye, I´m off tworking all day!"

by Bee Beard October 29, 2013

Twanking

The simultaneous act of tweeting and wanking. May lead to spelling errorsfgdfshhnbrzsbnzfg or unusual typos. Common with some journalists, one of the lesser known examples being Kai Diekmann, current editor-in-chief of the german BILD-Zeitung, a daily "newspaper". A person that twanks a lot is called a twanker}

Have you seen his feed last night? Boy, he showed some serious twanking!

by Tweedledum & Tweedledee March 2, 2015