Twit storm

Using Twitter to vent, rage, rant; throw a hissy fit, go on a shit storm.

You got to see the Twit storm this guy throwing here.

by romeck December 1, 2019

twistory

A: 'Twisted' (as in bizarre or very unusual) + history.

B: Also applicable in reference to retelling of historical accounts or information where selected details may be omitted or greatly distorted, often for manipulative purposes, political or otherwise.

A: '....and I said 'go for it'....the rest is twistory!'

B: 'This depiction of the Vietnam War is a great example of twistory.'

by Perisphere April 15, 2009

Twittorgy

The combination of Twitter and Orgy. When you have included so many people in a tweet it constistues as a twitter orgy. A commonly Used hasgtag on twitter when a mass tweet is being used. #twittorgy

Last night the six of us had an epic twittorgy.

by Bakers Gonna Bake December 24, 2012

twitsomnia

Losing sleep because you are on Twitter constantly

Bro, it's 3am and you're still on twitter? You need to get checked out for Twitsomnia!

by AJusteGG January 26, 2014

twittorney

Portmanteau of the words "Twitter"and "attorney"; Person who will always back you on social media, regardless of the validity of your arguments.

"Thanks for being my twittorney the other day. Now I got a 20% discount on my next order."
"No problem! Customer services better be nice to us!"

by crememe July 28, 2017

Twittor

A person who uses Twitter

-Hey, does Michael use Twitter?
-Yea, he is a twittor

by Seksel June 9, 2020

twistermcnut

To perform a twistermcnut you first have to twist your dick right before you cum like how you would twist a towel. Then do one last stroke to cum and it will shoot out and depending on which way you twist it that is where it will shoot.

Jon: Hey dude i just did a twistermcnut last night
Gio: Sick dude! Where did it go
Jon: Sadly in my mouth lol no homo

by swagbxby January 5, 2021