twilight sucks

The truth.

Person 1: Twilight sucks.
Person 2: He speaks the truth.

by Da Cynic January 23, 2009

twilight

A book series in which a young girl must choose between bestiality and necrophilia.

Typical Girl: I LOVE Twilight because it's an amazing book about love, and it's the story of my life. I'm average looking and would very much want to have a hot vampire AND a hot werewolf want me.

Typical Boy: I HATE Twilight because it sucks so much. It's so unoriginal and no one should ever like it. No I'm not just jealous because all the girls like Edward...

by Stevedaculedood55 May 21, 2010

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

There are a lot of fights and arguments about Harry Potter vs. Twilight.

First of all, though I'm a huge Potterhead -fan of Harry Potter Books-, and think Twilight is just waste of paper and time, Harry Potter Books and Films belong to the category Fantasy/Fantastic, Twilight Books and Films are based on the category Romance.

But, if we are going to argue abot the books by their written language and originality, of course -sorry Twilight fans- Harry Potter Books are the winner of the argument.

Plus, sorry but, vampires do not sparkle.

Harry Potter vs. Twilight

Example 1:
Twihard:OMG EDWARD HOW COULD YOU BE IN SUCH A BAD MOVIE CALLED HARRY POTTER!YOU BELONG TO THE TWILIGHT SERIE!!!
Potterhead:Honey, even Robert Pattinson said that he enjoyed acting Cedric rather than Edward.

Example 2:
Twihard:Bella Swan is such a strong gir-
Potterhead:ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!SHE WAS ABOUT TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF BECAUSE HER BOYFRIEND DUMPED HER!PLUS, IF BELLA IS STRONG, HERMIONE IS THE GODDES OF THE TERM STRONG!SHE FOUGHT FOR HER SCHOOL, HER BEST FRIEND EVEN THE TIME HER LOVE LEFT HER!DON'T YOU DARE TO SAY THAT EVER AGAIN!
Twihard:*Slowly goes backwards* Okay... *Runs away*

by Heaven Ximena April 11, 2015

Twilight Suzuka

Assassin in the anime Outlaw Star who kills by twilight, hence her nickname. After Gene Starwind thwarts her efforts to kill Fred Luo, she vows to kill him, later negating these efforts and joining the Outlaw Star crew instead.

Suzuka drinks a lot of tea.

by SovietViking January 18, 2004

Twilight Depression

Something idiots get when they realize that Edward is in fact a Fairy Princess. It is also known as STD (Severe Twilight Depression)
Symptoms:
Loss of appetite
Retardedness
Wanting to drink blood
More retardedness
Dreaming about Edward the Fairy Princess
More idiotic nature will ensue.
Please contact a Psychiatrist if you experience any of these symptoms.

Ohmahgah, I have Twilight Depression

by MindNinjie January 22, 2011

Anti-Twilighter

More commonly referred to as "Antis"

Usually seen as men, but are actually made up of a large number of teenage girls. Many were converted when Breaking Dawn came out. They are often attacked when voicing their opinions about the book.

They very rarely use force. Most are sane and tend to use logic. A lot condone the use of trolling on Twitard boards such as the Twilight Lexicon, but antis often do.

Anti sites, such as TwilightSucks.com, are often flamed by batshit insane fangirls for merely having a different opinion.

Most respect sane fans so long as the fans respect them. They don't respect batshit insane fangirls.

Most common arguments against Twilight include

-Edward is abusive
-Bella is antifeminist
-Pedophilia

Fangirl: ZOMG!! EDARD IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HAWT!!!!!!
Anti-Twilighter: He isn't real...
Fangirl: WATT??? U DONT LIEK EDWARD???!!!
Anti: He's a fictional character and abusive...
Fangirl: NO HE ISNT!!!!!!! HE JUST PROTETS BELLA!!!!
Anti: *sighs*

by Kiki Yushima June 7, 2009

twilight

It occurs at dusk & dawn; the darking up & the lightening up of the sky.

I Love twilight; it's the 2nd & 3rd most favorite times of day/night for me!

by Starchylde August 24, 2016