tweedledee

a nickname for that one best friend who's your everything, the one you can't lose, she is like your second piece, she is the one you never wanna lose cause she matters the most

she is my Tweedledee

by zz.chloe.zz June 10, 2020

tweedle dee and tweedle dum

Two assholes that hang out with each other, their personalities usually bring out the worst in each other and occasionally they think they are hilarious together.

Oh my, there go tweedle dee and tweedle dum again, I could kill em both... but how do they get the ladies?

by the great educator February 5, 2013

twoddle

Load of old rubbish, nonsense

that progrmme was a load of old twoddle

by Deborah Beeston September 7, 2006

Cock Twaddle

Male version of twat waffle. A Cock Twaddle is someone who walks around with their own dick up their own ass (hence 'waddle') and acts like a major fucking cock.

That dude is such a little fucking Cock Twaddle.

by EliteNerds June 5, 2018

pretentious twaddle

the manner in which some people demonstrate their worth to mankind by making sure that everyone in the room knows that they something special, have survived a bad hair day, or know more than their teachers, employers, parents, friends or anyone else

The conversations I over heard at the "happy hour" were dominated by the pretentions twaddle of college girls who should know better.

by dp916 February 14, 2004

twaddle

A word meaning nonsensical or meaningless talk.

Enough of this idiotic twaddle! If I wanted to hear a load of bullshit, I'd be watching C-SPAN!

by weltkieg December 12, 2003

twiddlevision

Anything on the television that may arouse a female.
Any form of female masturbatory aid on television or video.
Lesbian porn viewed by lesbians.

Wife: "Aren't you going to watch men's beach volleyball with me?"
Husband: "Nah, go ahead and watch your twiddlevision."

by Mr. BRW February 5, 2008