"I am really feeling the flow today, better go down to the pharmacy and catch me a short stack of some twat waffles..."
by icemft99 August 20, 2007
1. An insult referring to a part of the female anatomy and a breakfast food. 2. A twisted term of endearment
by Ashlor February 11, 2010
A tiny girl who think that her tinyness is somehow interesting or adorable, who will never miss an opportunity to point out how small she is, and who thinks people should treat her differently or special because she is a munchkin.
Twat waffle: "Oh my god! Look at how tiny my hands are! Aren't I so adorable?"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
Me: "Dude, who let that twat waffle in here? She is such an annoying bitch. Get out of here you oompa loompa!"
by poop_smuggler1001 December 18, 2009
1) A very feminine, borderline homosexual, that is self-centered and obnoxious. Usually refers to a preppy asshole.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
2) An Eggo waffle topped with fish and served on a bloody pad.
1) Hey Jim, look at that twat waffle buying shit in Bed Bath and Beyond.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
2) Mrs. Butterworth's pussy tastes like a twat waffle.
by Fahq2 March 30, 2007
The twat waffle last night was amazing
by greg gill May 13, 2008
a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!
by dirtnastyOSU December 14, 2010
(1) a waffle you've rubbed all over a twat and shoved into the twat and made all soggy and twatty.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(2) a person resembling such a waffle, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
(3) a twat that you've pulled out and shoved into a waffle iron, crushed and made all burnt and waffly.
(4) a person resembling such a twat, in appearance, attitude, intelligence, or sluttiness.
"look at that fucking whore, she is such a twat waffle"
"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"
"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"
"shut up retard, stop being such a twat waffle"
"i'm not a slut bucket, you fucking twat waffle"
by your mom's cafe September 14, 2007