Friend: You are a master of tits, aka "The Titmeister".
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
Me: What does that mean?
Friend: Go look up meister and add tits.
by scruffylooking July 10, 2010
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Get the tumescent mug.Tumeke is a word from the language of the native Mâori people of New Zealand. Literally translated to English it means "too much".
In the 20th century in New Zealand it came to be used as an exclamation of excitement, in a similar vein to the term "awesome".
"Tumeke" is now commonly used by youth of both the indigenous Mâori people and European immigrants.
In the 20th century in New Zealand it came to be used as an exclamation of excitement, in a similar vein to the term "awesome".
"Tumeke" is now commonly used by youth of both the indigenous Mâori people and European immigrants.
by Jet Novo May 26, 2004
Get the tumeke mug.A word/phrase commonly used by War Thunder players to describe mainly 5 certain tanks within the game. These tank are: L3/33 Tankette, A39 "Tortise" Heavy Assualt Tank, T28 Super Heavy Tank and the Jagdpanzer 38 "Hetzer" Tank destroyer.
Word deprives from the meme where a man zooms into a turtle at a zoo and shouts "tutel" and proceeds to play a smooth melody following it.
Word deprives from the meme where a man zooms into a turtle at a zoo and shouts "tutel" and proceeds to play a smooth melody following it.
ooooh shit thats a fuckton of tutels on the point we can't kill them!
thats a baby tutel we can just make friends right?
thats a baby tutel we can just make friends right?
by tr1angles April 7, 2023
Get the Tutel mug.As close to erect as a penis can possibly get without standing up or sticking out. The state of full hanging engorgement.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
The optimum conditions for a soft core full frontal Playgirl photo shoot.
Deceiving because one assumes that if it's still hanging down it's gonna be bigger standing up when in fact that's all there is.
Cinema appreciator 1: "You saw the end of Boogie Nights, little Marky Mark is hung like a bull moose!"
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
Cinema appreciator 2: "The hell he is! That was maximum tumescence in repose."
by Phineas T April 9, 2008
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Get the Tutepils mug.She is the most attention seeking girl in the world, while also being very loyal,sweet, and a great cuddler. With the biggest brownest eyes anyone ever did see. Your lucky you have her in your life. Talk to her too much and she'll start to squeal.
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