Curvy Couch Tumors

Fox & Friends morning anchors

just prior to airtime Barbie-sue, Skeeter-Larry and Carl walked on-set, assumed their position as Fox so-called News' Curvy Couch Tumors and took a call from ranting lunatic Donald Trump.

by Uncle Joosie January 2, 2019

pizza tumor

A large burned air bubble that sometimes forms in the crust of a pizza, rendering the slice that contains it significantly less appealing.

Customer: "I'd like a slice of cheese, please."
Sbarro employee: <Starts plating up the big bubbly piece>
Customer: "Not that one with the pizza tumor!"

by Rusty Camaro April 26, 2006

tumor people

Any character, fan, or thing related to MegaMan, because obviously the large robotic limbs are tumors.

FIGHT ON TUMOR PEOPLE, FOR EVERLASTING CANCER

by DOCTAH WAWY January 16, 2009

Milwaukee Tumor

A very large stomach created by mass consumptions of beer, also known as a beer belly.

Holy cow, did you see the Milwaukee Tumor on that Schlitz-swilling mullet-head?

by BruinsFan78 August 20, 2003

Bag of tumours with eyes

A term to describe a useless human being.

This commentator is rubbish. It's almost like he's a bag of tumours with eyes.

by de-po-sat July 9, 2010

tumor

An abnormal growth of tissue resulting from uncontrolled, progressive multiplication of cells and serving no physiological function; a neoplasm.

<b>Doctor:</b> Well, Rudolph, we finally figured out what makes your nose red.
<b>Rudolph the Red-nosed Raindeer:</b> Is it pixie dust? Or leprechaun tails?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, it's a tumor.
<b>Rudolph:</b> You mean like a magical Christmas tumor?
<b>Doctor:</b> No, a malignant tumor... The base of which is lodged deep within your brain.
<b>Rudolph:</b> Oh. ... like a happy special-
<b>Doctor:</b> You're going to die!!

by Rian April 25, 2005

Khan Tusion

a really dirty and mysogynistic porn director

khan tusions new movie is fucking gross

by i watch a lot of porn December 4, 2004