turf work

a broad that strolls thru the hood lookin for the dick.

that beezy is a turf worker

by theyayarea December 18, 2008

Turdffiti

A variation of graffiti, but drawn with poop instead of paint or ink. Commonly found in public restrooms, but might also in very rare cases occur in private homes, especially in connection to parties taking place there the night before. The use of poop instead of more conventional tools has been speculated by experts to be political, although this has not yet been confirmed by any prominent turdffiti groups.

It is unknown if turdffitiers use their own poop to draw with or obtain it from others. In some rare cases poop from several different people have been used to achieve different shades of brown in the turdffiti.

Yesterday I had to go to the bathroom when I were at the mall, and it was so boring I had to make some turdffiti on the wall with my own poop in order to keep myself entertained.

by UncleJalapeno July 3, 2011

cunt truffle

a fat chick who wipes her ass from back to front and has shit in the crevis of her snatch,so her skinny man can have a hell of a feast later.

hey, ho monica you are such a cunt truffle, no wonder why bill never brought his lunch to work.

by rjrumples January 11, 2009

Truffle Butter Pipeline

When you mix shit and cum together very well to make truffle butter then you put it in a condom. After that you put it in the freezer and when it freezes you use it as a dildo.

I was going to make a Truffle Butter Pipeline, but I my shit was too watery

by Mzcky July 19, 2018

Tuffmess

super cool dude

Joe: Did you hear about Tuffmess?
Bob: Yeah he's a super cool dude!

by Tuffmess April 9, 2021

Have a truffle

An old Scandinavian, possibly Norwegian, greeting.

Come in, sit down, and have a truffle.

by Fingenurgen January 15, 2012

Cock Tuff

A man who is know for having a really large penis,Which women are intimidated by.

A group of women where giggling together in an office,about a man who worked with them,one of the woman had sex with him,she was telling the other women he was great in bed & that he was very" Cock Tuff "

by Day2Day_godstar October 5, 2011