Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.
Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite
by worderizer January 5, 2021
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Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....
Basically, a colorful term for a rectal sphincter, or a rectal-sphincter type person....
That TURDWINKER took my seat on the bus.
The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!
The peppers were so hot last night that my TURDWINKER is burning today!
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