Jim Wilke, or any other IRL fan who is too dumb to even classify as a full turd. The word "turdslice" is used to describe an extremely dumb motherfucker without insulting the class of dumbfucks and dipshits.
by Anonymous September 26, 2003
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Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
Teacher: Billy, stop being such a turdstick.
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The theory that when pooping, you are killing turtles. The butt is the shell, and the turd is the turtle.
by Professor Killaa' February 24, 2015
Get the Turdtle Theorem mug.An act of love between two adults wherein the aroused male gently places himself into his partner's "business" while the partner swings their legs in the air like they just don't care. NOTE: Must be looking at a coffee table book about Spain while this is happening.
by Beltloop Jones June 7, 2005
Get the spanish turnstyle mug.Someone (usually a black guy) who hangs around the subway turnstiles pretending to "check the balance" on his blank Metrocard that he probably found in the garbage-uses this as an excuse to loiter near the turnstiles-asks everyone who comes along if they can help him out with whatever
Hey look at the turnstile leech pretending he's checking his Metrocard balance. I ain't giving him shit!
by Wacky Rich September 22, 2014
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by hairymonkey July 20, 2003
Get the turdstick mug.A blumpkin hurricane with extreme constipation. If you know what a turnstile is, you know why this is called a turnstile. The opposite of a MAACO.
by MuzzyFromDanviz January 5, 2010
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