Turdmite

A term meaning "little shit", referring to an annoying person.

"Will you please shut up and stop being such a turdmite".

by Hoffmael May 17, 2014

Turdpike

n. a shitty highway or road, either due to disrepair or incessantly constipated traffic

Tell my shithead boss that I'm gonna be late to my crap job because there's a pileup on the Turdpike.

by KitnWhiskers March 15, 2009

turdito

a mexican turd comprised usually of buritos/ nachos and tequila can often talk

DUDE: omg rofl a turdito

TURDITO: fuck you

by SDHGSDHED December 9, 2008

Turdmite

A little bug whom lives in poop because they love it.

Noel is a little turdmite.

by Dopierlopier December 10, 2017

Turdite

Dog poop that is old enough to to have gotten hard like a rock. Many rocks end in ite. like Calcite, Pyrite, quartzite.

Today while rock hounding with a friend I saw dog poop that was old enough it was hard. I told my friend I had found a rare rock. She ask me what it was and I told her it was turdite

I found a nice piece of turdite today.

by worderizer January 5, 2021

turopita

Cheesepie

Guy 1: hey can you pass me some turopita
Guy 2: ok

by ahyesman January 19, 2021

Turditation

To clear one's mind and meditate upon the infinite vastness of the Cosmos and all time and space while seated comfortably upon the porcelain throne of glory unleashing divine blasts from yon anus.

Gotta get my turditation in every day or I'll be depressed AND constipated

by Chunkmastarr January 30, 2026