Turdmergency

When you really have to poop but something such as a clogged or dirty toilet prevents you from doing so.

I was really prairie doggin' one but there was piss all over the seat. I had a turdmergency on on my hands.

by poopsMcGibbon March 4, 2010

Turduckery

Acting like a bit of a turkey.

Up to no good.

and what turduckery have you been up to?

someone's turned all the furniture upside down, now thats some serious turduckery!

by tinelf January 2, 2011

Turdnader

A shit storm or one initatesa shitstorm

Stephanie is such a deama queen stirring up turdnaders talki shit about everyone

by Spoogemeister November 24, 2025