turtlehead

poo poking out your bum

oh my im touching cloth, i have a turtlehead

by The turtle heads. February 23, 2011

Sneezing Turtlehead

The sneezing turlte head is when you have a turlte head, you sneeze making the poop shoot out of you ass landing on the floor.

I realized I didn't make it to the bathroom on time when I had a sneezing turtlehead.

by Jellis4u2 December 13, 2010

Turtleheading

The appearance of a turtlehead and its subsequent return to the rectum.

"I have to find a toilet soon, because I'm turtleheading." turtlehead turtleheading

by Chilly B April 18, 2014

Turtlehead

When you have to shit so bad it begins to stick out of your asshole

Oh my god I have to shit it's sticking out of my ass oh fuck I'm almost home someone's in the shower what the fuck I have to take a shit are you fucking kidding me I have to shit you barged in front of me I have to shit I have a turtlehead oh thank God your done I have a turtlehead

by Boogereater69 April 17, 2021

turtlehead

When you cna't hold a cramp anymore and the very tip of it comes out like a turtlehead"

"I need a bathroom, like now, it's turtleheading."

by ammre August 31, 2003

Turtlehead

The unfortunate occurrence of needing to shit so bad that you feel your shit is poking out, not unlike the head of a turtle protruding from its shell.

Oh no, I haven't pooped in two days and I've got a serious turtlehead

by youbeenhazed January 23, 2016

Turtlehead poking out

When you really need to poop and are in the car, opening your front door, etc. and you feel as if the turd is beginning to force its way out. This may actually be happening or just a sign that it will if you don't get to the toilet fast enough.

"Mom, please hurry up!"
"I'm at the speed limit, Fred! What could be so important that you would risk casualties?"
"Please, I've got a turtlehead poking out, Mom!"
"Urgh, Fred..."

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 15, 2021