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Tubesteak Shuffle 

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.
Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

Tuber simulator 

A still relevant game for mobiles and the game is available for free and that’s a great price
WHHHHAAATTTT!!! You’ve never played tuber simulator??
-PewDiePie

Tommy Tuberville 

Quite possibly the dumbest motherfucker to ever have a seat in the United States senate.

A former Auburn football coach (and an awful one at that) that ran for Senate in Alabama despite knowing absolutely fuck all about politics. He is incapable of identifying the three branches of government in the United States, doesn't even know the reason why the U.S. fought in World War II, and rejects the January 6th commission "until they make it bipartisan", despite the commission already being bipartisan.

Only voted in because Alabama voters only care whether or not a candidate has an 'R' after their name, as long as said candidate doesn't have credible pedophile accusations against them. (see Roy Moore)
Noteworthy Tommy Tuberville moments:

-Claims the Jan. 6th insurrection "should've never happened" and was not justified (which is true, but...), despite one of his first orders of business being to try to overturn the 2020 election results and being complicit prior to this statement.

-In an interview, stated “Our government wasn’t set up for one group to have all three branches of government — wasn’t set up that way. You know, the House, the Senate, and the executive.”

-Claims his father fought in World War II “liberating Paris from socialism and communism.”

As time goes on, there's bound to be more. Alabama deserves better than this, but sadly, not much can be done when voters are stupid enough to vote for people like Tuberville. To think an actual politician like Doug Jones was voted out in favor of this clown.

tuberculicious

Food that may look delicious but will not leave you feeling delicious. Usually associated with a tuberculosis-infested environment.
That South African KFC was totally tuberculicious.
tuberculicious by John Schieber April 14, 2008

Tuberculosis

A person how has TB has been smoking and not at a nice place or maybe got the disease from someone who spit on them or from Coughing a lot
Tuberculosis is one hell of a disease that Arthur Morgan had
Tuberculosis by Jefflit_FatBoi February 5, 2019
Having a love so indescribable it's both horrifying and beautiful. Being both heartbroken and in love at the same time so intensely that you don't know what to do with it. You're afraid because you've never had a love like this and you wonder if you deserve it because it's beautiful. The state of mind where all you want to do is run into their arms and tell them how you feel, even if you have no idea how.
Person 1: "I don't know, I want to say that I care. That I love. But I don't know how. It's practically impossible."
Person 2: "I think you've got the case of Tuberose. Question is, what are you going to do about it?"
Person1: "...Say screw it. There's still a chance for me. I 'm going for it, no matter what the outcome may be."
Tuberose by DDUduwhat January 21, 2019