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Trumpspank 

A meta-spank in which Person A uses an effigy, or likeness, of a Person B to spank Person B in an erotic and submissive way.
Stormy rolled up the cover of People Magazine and asked if Donald “wanted it?” She summarily trumpspanked his orange behind until she heard the safe-word ,“Daddy.”

Nigel Farage trumpspanked the queen with a briefcase of 20 pound notes and the Brexiters finally acknowledged he was a twat. Finally.

John Cena trumpspanked The Rock with a jackhammer in Wrestlemania and it was awesome.
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trumpstain

To leave something, someone or some place besmirched, tainted, dishonored, discredited.
"His reputation was forever trumpstained by his choice to associate with the most inept and corrupt administration in America's history."

"Saudi Arabia needs to rub out the huge trumpstain discrediting every motive they attempt to claim."
trumpstain by AllTheBestWorms October 25, 2019

Trumpstank 

The noxious and indelible odor emanating from a person or politician who got caught up in the tsunami of bile, bullshit, racism, misogyny, homophobia, etc., that comes out of Trump’s pie hole daily.
“Damn G, Lindsey Graham got trumpstank so bad I can’t be in the same building with the boy."
Trumpstank by Couyon October 28, 2020

trumpthink 

As in George Orwell's 1984 citizens are required to think only in the way Big Brother does - Trump - no matter how much it conflicts with reality
Trumpthink says building a wall will stop non-Americans from getting into the country even though most of them come here by airplanes
trumpthink by stuartc1 February 8, 2017

trumpskin 

The cinnamon-orange color near 255 106 0 .
Trumpskin is the shade between yellow and orange.

Trumpsticles 

As defined as an analogy trumpsticles can be compared to brash or a maverick in the Trump administration. Very bold and politically incorrect.
There was a gentleman that explained himself, sudly to himself as he was shy as a speaker.."I wish I had trumpsticles, like balls of steel"
Trumpsticles by Petesbeeps May 21, 2017

Trumpstigator

unknown sources that are used through media sources investigating the Trump administration are recalled as a Trumptigator.
There were a few sources that were untrue upon investigation of Trumps administration, The Trumpstigator was later accused of treason.
Trumpstigator by Petesbeeps June 10, 2017