an individual, typically a white evangelical Christian, who is either sucking off Thomas Aquinas or licking Greg Bahnsen's boot while posting on Twitter to alleviate the pain they experience every day from their dead-end job.
Normal Person: "Dude, you think it's cool that God torture ten-year-olds for his glory?!?"
Theobro: Yes.
Theobro: Yes.
by Calvinist James White April 21, 2021
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Ex mining town in the Rhondda Valleys of South Wales in the U.K. Since the last of the mines closed it has been in steady decline with the only real remaining industry being double glazing factories and pubs. Everyone not living in a grass hut now has double glazing and since they banned smoking the pubs are closing on a daily basis so fundamentally the area is fucked.
The younger generation are proud to be 'Valley Boys' and 'Valley Girls' which translates to mindless, foul mouthed, grubby, shellsuit wearing, inbred window licking mutant wearing all they jewelry it owns. If female they can be graded by stage of pregnancy, if male by number of spelling mistakes in their tattoos (a Fleur de Lis is obligatory).
The older generation tend to be highly religious, proud of their heritage and ruined by booze and coal dust.
Do go; If you like singing, fighting and heroin
Do not go; If you have any sense at all.
The younger generation are proud to be 'Valley Boys' and 'Valley Girls' which translates to mindless, foul mouthed, grubby, shellsuit wearing, inbred window licking mutant wearing all they jewelry it owns. If female they can be graded by stage of pregnancy, if male by number of spelling mistakes in their tattoos (a Fleur de Lis is obligatory).
The older generation tend to be highly religious, proud of their heritage and ruined by booze and coal dust.
Do go; If you like singing, fighting and heroin
Do not go; If you have any sense at all.
Q Fancy a night out in Treorchy?
A Have you lost your fucking mind?
Q I wish your parents wouldn't keep cheering when they hear us having sex.
A Oh come on, they're your parents too.
A Have you lost your fucking mind?
Q I wish your parents wouldn't keep cheering when they hear us having sex.
A Oh come on, they're your parents too.
by Regretterien June 5, 2011
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3. The latin word for darkness
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by JustARegularMan February 1, 2020
Get the Trebruh mug.A subspecies of bro focused on theology. Where a gym-bro would hang up a poster of Frank Zane in their bedroom, a Theobro would hang up a poster of Thomas Aquinas. Just like all other bro-types, the theobro bets his love-life on his hobbies. He hopes to one day win over the traditional woman of his dreams with his impressive knowledge of scripture and church fathers. Unfortunately, just like all other bro-types, he only attracts others like him.
Oh no, it looks like the theobros on Twitter are out in force again because someone asked if women pastors were okay.
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