Treorchy 

Ex mining town in the Rhondda Valleys of South Wales in the U.K. Since the last of the mines closed it has been in steady decline with the only real remaining industry being double glazing factories and pubs. Everyone not living in a grass hut now has double glazing and since they banned smoking the pubs are closing on a daily basis so fundamentally the area is fucked.
The younger generation are proud to be 'Valley Boys' and 'Valley Girls' which translates to mindless, foul mouthed, grubby, shellsuit wearing, inbred window licking mutant wearing all they jewelry it owns. If female they can be graded by stage of pregnancy, if male by number of spelling mistakes in their tattoos (a Fleur de Lis is obligatory).
The older generation tend to be highly religious, proud of their heritage and ruined by booze and coal dust.

Do go; If you like singing, fighting and heroin

Do not go; If you have any sense at all.

Q Fancy a night out in Treorchy?
A Have you lost your fucking mind?

Q I wish your parents wouldn't keep cheering when they hear us having sex.
A Oh come on, they're your parents too.

Treorchy by Regretterien June 5, 2011

Treorchy comprehensive school 

A pile of shit with nerds, geeks and savages
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.

Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.

If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.

*No phones* fucking bullshit

This place should go burn down fp

Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say

Let’s go to treorchy comprehensive school, we can smoke behind the barn then

Treorchy comprehensive school by Godieffs August 20, 2018