To expand ones face with awesome foliage of facial forestry with the entente of doing slow motion beard water flips to moisten up a ladies genitalia, but it doesn't stop there if you reach status of Trentonious Beardious Maximus you will be forever know as the hipster twin brother of Maximus Decimus Meridius slaying your enemies with random stuttering shouts about french toast crunch and traveling back in time to shop for his hipster appeal, some claim him to be part of the Doctor Who series but that is a lie... Clearly he is a WIZARD.
OMG!! what is happening to my lady parts? ohh look its just Trentonious Beardious Maximus doing sick beard water flips with dolphins.
by ieatkidz May 19, 2015
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Person 2: Dude, can you please stop Treeposting
Person 2: Dude, can you please stop Treeposting
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A shy, quiet boy who's got a sexy smile, and the most amazing eyes, and is pretty smart. Treytons tend to have secret admirers, and are crushed on all the time. Even if the girl has a boyfriend, she probably likes a Treyton. Treytons are extremely special, and you'll never find another guy like this in your lifetime.
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Get the teetotaller mug.The type of person who is aggressive when people talk bad about him or his friends. He can be super kind and caring but sometimes he doesn’t give a fuck about anything. He usually stays up all night playing video games. Most girls have a secret crush on him but they don’t say because he probably will reject them. Trexton has a lot of friends and he’s one of those people you don’t wanna loose. Trexton is a badass bitch.
Ay, don’t talk bad about Trexton. He’s gonna beat the living shit outta you.
Trexton is really caring! But I just don’t understand why sometimes he doesn’t give a fuck.
Trexton is really caring! But I just don’t understand why sometimes he doesn’t give a fuck.
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Get the Trexton mug.You may fall in love with him because he’s got style or is super talented. He makes you laugh and it’s never boring being around him— whether he’s telling you his deepest thoughts or has ideas for an adventure. But once living life with a Trenton for awhile, you will never want to let him go. He is the kindest person you will ever meet. The one who remembers your favorite song and plays it for you. He goes beyond caring for others even if they do not care for him. He truly loves people without conditions. He will prob joke when you tell him these things and he’s the most humble person. He is so loyal. His heart breaks when you cry. He lives love out in actions so well that you do not doubt his love for you and He teaches you more about love everyday. There’s no way you could give a Trenton up. Keep him, enjoy him& love him!
+ he’s so good at love making. Xx
he’s even got good handwriting— the whole package
+ he’s so good at love making. Xx
he’s even got good handwriting— the whole package
by letmeproveit November 15, 2019
Get the Trenton mug.Pulling The Trenton Peterson mean to find someone’s private photos as a targeted attack and post that persons private photos after sharing them around. Pulling the Peterson.
“Did you get Peterson’d?”
“Like Pulling a Trenton Peterson on you?”
“Yeah he did! I found out from his mother and she bought him a cat and now he sits at home all day petting his little feline like Dr.Evil”
“Like Pulling a Trenton Peterson on you?”
“Yeah he did! I found out from his mother and she bought him a cat and now he sits at home all day petting his little feline like Dr.Evil”
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