Teeto

A furry, rat, badger, type creature (true origins unknown). Using trickery, and tactics that just make everyone around it, hate it. To many this creature is unknown, mostly due to the fact that according to lore it can use invisibility to be even more annoying. The hatred of Teeto goes so far as to say that many want it removed from existence.

"what happened?"
"Stupid Teeto shot me in the neck!"

"You are almost as bad as Teeto, and just a little bit worse then the devil!"

by Veigar (death to Bandle City!) December 10, 2013

Beaver Teeth

Is caused by eating hairy pussy and getting a pubic hair stuck in teeth.

Billy got beaver teeth from eating out Sally's hairy bush.

by Karly A. April 18, 2016

Threetard

The useless person who sits in seat three in a eight for rowing.

What does threetard even do?
Nothing, they're just the extra body to make eight.

by Rowing August 28, 2012

tutant meenage neetle teetles

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is a shit copy of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Also, You can't say it without laughing.

Tutant meenage neetle teetles is impossible not to laugh at.

by Vladimir Carti November 12, 2017

treat yo self

A term that originated in popular NBC television show Parks and Recreation, when Tom and Donna two financially self destructive adults that work in the Parks and Rec. Department of Pawnee, Indiana decide to spend an entire day pampering and spoiling themselves. However in the process end up destroying their bank accounts.

"Once a year Donna and I spend a day treating ourselves. What do we treat ourselves to?"
"Clothes"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fragrances"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Massages"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Mimosas"
"Treat Yo Self"
"Fine leather goods"
"Treat Yo Self"
"THE BEST DAY OF THE YEAR!"

by LiamWisner October 14, 2017

hairy teeth

Hairy teeth means that your lack of dental hygeine has become such a problem, your teeth are coated with a grey fuzz resembling hair.

Bloke : Dave's breath stank of dead cow tonight
Geezer: He's got hairy teeth that one, the dirty bastard doesn't brush

by Fisty Ginge Box September 2, 2014

shit-teeth

The condition of Coffee and Nicotine stains on teeth - even after repeated brushing.

"I brush twice a day, guess i gotta have these shit-teeth scraped"

by Greg Peebles December 29, 2005