"Treats" is a term used to refer to or to call your best female friend, you know, the coolest, hottest, nicest, best, most forgiving, best friend you can possibly have. She is always there for you and you rely on that. She is always in your corner and there when you need it most and you can take that to the bank. If you are unsure of nothing else in your life, you are certain that your "Treats" is the best girl in the world. But not for her, life would not be as it is. The world is better for having your "Treats" in it.
Yes!! Maria is on her way to my pool house! I am blessed to have Treats as my bestie! Treats is always the life of the party! Treats is like free entertainment! And she will be here all week!
by LiLiCheeseWheel August 24, 2011
Any of the following:
1. Old-style slang for an edible snack or morsel
2. Sexual favors provided to one by their significant other(s)
3. Code-jive for psychoactive drugs, both in general and any one specific drug (depending on the demographic).
1. Old-style slang for an edible snack or morsel
2. Sexual favors provided to one by their significant other(s)
3. Code-jive for psychoactive drugs, both in general and any one specific drug (depending on the demographic).
Steven: Hey man, I'm hungry, I want to go get some treats
Jared: Treats?
*laughs*
Jared: As in food or drugs? Or...?
Steven: Food. What, there's more than one meaning?
Jared: Yeah some people use it when looking for their next fix on the street.
Jordan: I had no idea...
...later
Brandon: I want some treats too!
Steven, Jared, Jordan: *laugh*
Brandon: What?
Steven, Jared, Jordan: Nothin'...
*laugh again*
Jared: Treats?
*laughs*
Jared: As in food or drugs? Or...?
Steven: Food. What, there's more than one meaning?
Jared: Yeah some people use it when looking for their next fix on the street.
Jordan: I had no idea...
...later
Brandon: I want some treats too!
Steven, Jared, Jordan: *laugh*
Brandon: What?
Steven, Jared, Jordan: Nothin'...
*laugh again*
by duodsg August 16, 2008
by Kirsty Jamieson September 30, 2005
A grim/greasy male who insists on leering at women who walk by, usually with a look of 'sex' in the eyes.
Treats often congregate in groups to up their chances of gaining intercourse with the opposite sex.
Myth has it that 'treats' have very small pointy penises in order to be able to 'slip it in' at any given opportunity.
Treats often congregate in groups to up their chances of gaining intercourse with the opposite sex.
Myth has it that 'treats' have very small pointy penises in order to be able to 'slip it in' at any given opportunity.
by Emmi. March 05, 2009
by Schwank November 04, 2004
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