Pretendual Transmission

When someone is driving their automatic transmission automobile and slightly jiggling the shifter while humming coinciding shifting noises to give the appearance of operating an automobile with a manual transmission.

"It sure is tough trying to...
*Vruuum*chik-chek-*Vurmmm*
... change CD's while trying to drive a pretendual transmission."

by DollarReel March 6, 2010

Satan Transmission

Though it helps to be high sometimes even sober people can come across Satan pirating the broadcast spectrum (he is the prince of air after all) and flooding poor unsuspecting mortals with dastardly sounds and images resulting in a memorable mind fuck.

Dude, one time I was totally fried out of my gourd, and after walking through a hellbroth of sonar beeping bats, my pals and I finally reached an indoor place of rest. How wrong we were. As soon as we turned on the old television, the Satan Transmission began. The screen went all green and striped, but what we could make out scared the shit out of us. It was some mockery of a religious program, but it had the triple 6 down at the bottom of the screen, and the preacher man had extra eyes in his forehead. Freaked me the fuck out.

by Alpha&Omega October 26, 2005

poop transfusion

when two people proceed to poop into eachothers asses

we loved eachother so much that we wanted to get closer and had a poop transfusion

by antisusmachine October 12, 2014

LSD (transmission)

LSD is short for "Limited Slip Differential", LSD is found in the transmission of a car and causes equal power to be distributed to the wheels in a car. Not all cars come with LSD tranny's.

for Example
in some car's such as USDM honda's, there is no LSD (transmission) and if you are to burnout you may sometimes only spin 1 wheel due to the fact that equal power is not being given to each wheel.

by iLOVEmyHONDA October 28, 2007

transfusion

an incredible mixed drink comprised of ginger ale, grape juice and vodka

amounts of each may vary

Hey bartender, Can I get a transfusion please...

by Wonderous Drink Menu September 2, 2010

Transgression

The act of comitting a vile act or transgressing against another person.

A wrong doing unto another.

Hurting another for no appearent reason.

Walking upto someone in the street and giving them the finger or slandering their name.

by Alex Pipe May 19, 2004

Transfusion

An advanced dishwashing technique where you slowly drain the sink and turn the faucet on. This dilutes the water, thus making it less dirty. Add some more soap and VOILA!! Improved dishwater. Used when there are a lot of dishes but the dishwasher doesn't want to waste time draining and refilling the sink, thus allowing them to wash the dishes nonstop, which speeds up the process. Also used to extend the life of the dishwater when the restaurant is about to close to make it last until close.

New Employee: This water is really gross. Shouldn't we change it??

Veteran Employee: Nah. Just give it a transfusion.

New Employee: Isn't that kinda gross??

Veteran Employee: I can tell you're new. In time you'll learn that you aren't paid enough to care.

by Starman Deluxe August 3, 2010