Watch trading Academy

A course that people who are currently unemployed or unemployable buy in the hopes that they will become rich through buying and selling watches. Most of these people have no lives or common sense and will spend their stimulus checks on this useless course

Watch Trading Academy - We only charge $5,000 for our course and recommend that you put it on a credit card. You are guaranteed to make $300,000 trading watches your first year !

Reality - You loose $10,000 your first year due to the fact you have the IQ of a sperm bank, and aren’t taken seriously by anyone in the watch business.

by Archieluxury April 26, 2021

trading up

When someone(usually a woman) trades his/her current situation, spouse and overall lifestyle for a better, more extravangant one. It is similar to gold digger, but normally the ones who are "Trading Up" can live on their own and already have money, but want more along with the fairy-tale love aspect of life.

The model from Candace Bushnell's book, "Trading Up" traded up her life as a model whore, to be the wife of a Film Company executive, but in turn traded up her life as a wife, to try and become a movie executive, herself.

by Cassiopium May 16, 2006

trading fours

A jazz music term, indicating a pattern in which two solo instruments alternately play 4 measures each.

Engaging in senseless or pointless argument.

"You better move now little darlin' or you'll be
trading fours with the Jack of Speed" . . .
Steely Dan's 'Jack of Speed' from Two Against Nature, 2000

by James Cox November 4, 2006

trading lumber

When you try to shit into somebody else's worn out asshole and pass the turd back and forth until it loses its form.

The physics behind trading lumber is being researched by a team of gay scientists at the University of San Francisco.

by loose plumbing January 14, 2008

Trading Paint

This is what happens when a car scraps another car, especially at low speed. Paint from each car is rubbed onto the other.

I rear-ended that car and we ended up trading paint.

by Skooma314 September 1, 2009

trading he-man swords

a homosexual activity.

They have been trading he-man swords since back in the day.

by dorkicorn November 23, 2013

Trading Skin

When two men who are engaging in sexual activities create enough friction by rubbing their penises together to the point of which they have rubbed off skin on each other.

"Bro, I just got done trading skin with Betty White in the bath 10 minutes ago."

by Valterain April 28, 2015