Mike Townsend

A Blaseball player or otherwise person notorious for being a disappointment, a loser, and overall, a total disgrace. Usually a traitor, often a shameful pitcher, and most definitely a tryhard.

Mike Townsend will throw the ball in the air to catch it and try to look cool, but them *miss* catching the ball on the way down, so he just drops it on the ground and has to bend down and pick it up again like nobody saw him drop it. He will then absolutely proceed to pitch the ball in the same way to the same place every time like an asshole.

"The waterboy looks down on him as he picks up the ball. It's another awful day, another awful day for Mike Townsend."

"Mike Townsend better end up in flames."

by The Shelled One's Disciple July 30, 2021

Matty Townsend

Hot German boy who lives in Queensland with is very hot sister

Clearly big bootys run in matty Townsend’s family

by Matty’s mummy November 13, 2022

stuart townsend

start townsend is a beautiful actor!!he got famous with the movie queen of the damned!!he plays the part of lestat de lioncourt

there comes a time for every vampire....when the idea of eternity becomes momentarily...unbearible...living in the shadows....feeding in the darkness..with only your own company to keep.........
anne rice rocks

by akasha November 1, 2004

Townsend

Is a very good looking guy he acts like he's not good enough.He is very kind , sometimes shy and very loving and caring.He loves Tacos and all food. He's very smart guy.He is a good athlete with a lot of friends . He enjoys hanging out with them especially his Mexican friends. If you have a Townsend in your life you are very lucky

Townsend is very nice

by celerylover123 September 10, 2019

Henry Townsend

The protagonist of Silent Hill 4. He is the the last victim of the 21 Sacraments. He's a photographer and the Receiver of Wisdom. o_- He's pretty cute... we all know he's the uke in the relationship.

Henry Townsend; he would make a great wife for James Sunderland.

by DamnThoseWiffyDogs June 11, 2006

Port Townsend

Where everyone knows everyone, everyone fucks everyone, but nobody knows anyone.

Omg...did you hear Alana fucked her best friends boyfriend? Welcome to port Townsend.

by AnonymousAsshole666 June 6, 2016

port townsend

a small town where the uptown side is upper middle class and Castle Hill is the poor side

meth is a large problem in this town..

at night emo teens lurk around the skate park...

port townsend is a place where poverty is next to rich and wealthy estate old folk..

by cocoachicken November 5, 2007