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Horn tourture

Resulting from the quarintine of 2020. When you sit in a corner of a room. Look a porn on your phone quitly for 30 minutes straight. And do not act on any urge, or else your life will end.
My house was so crowded during the quarintine that i could only horn tourture in the corner.
by Reeeee bitch April 26, 2020
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tourtoisepenis

The act of getting raped by a gigantic turtley animal.
Man... My mother got tourtoisepenised last night.
by Will Bozarth December 3, 2007
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tourte

Not only does tourte mean pie in French, but it is also the equivalent in slang for calling a person tasty or absolutely scrumptious. It is ONLY reserved for the hottest person.
Damn that guy must be a tourte, because I could totally eat him up.
by Crunchy_door July 22, 2023
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danish dog tourture

The act of using a dogs tail to smear and lick peanut butter off of a woman's breasts: Peanut butter will be spread on the anus and licked off as well.
Hey, have you tried danish dog tourture?

No not yet, but plan too soon.
by Thatguypal2421 December 19, 2022
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Tourtits

Manifests similar to Tourette’s Syndrome which causes involuntary body movements and vocal outbursts, Tourtits is more specifically manifest in men who try to make it seem like they are talking to a woman, but whose eyes continually shift back to her tits. Many men are not aware that they suffer from the condition until the woman being spoken to draws it to his attention.
I’m sorry, you seem to be incapable of keeping your eyes off my chest. Perhaps you have a case of Tourtits”.
by Princess Lou December 30, 2008
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touty

a word you use to describe something. can be used in the same context as "whack" or "tight". the meaning is dependent upon the situation and way in which it is used. origin: chicago
'bitch get touty', 'its about to get touty up in herrrah', 'this shit is touty'
by loulou mega-n August 11, 2006
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tourtise

A rare and genital species of the cockatil family, usually aquired with the thurobread horse
I was hunting in the thick forest and I hunted down a rare species of the tourtise
by Stach April 3, 2003
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