Torture

Homework

Person 1: can I come over
Person 2: no, I have 5 billion years of homework, 30 tests, and 50 group projects tonight, it’s torture man...

by Yeetman27 September 13, 2019

torture

Any type of learning enviorment there is, and ever will be.

Ever.

Principal: Hello, welcome to torture.

by Like_Sunshine_Jelly April 28, 2004

Torture

Excruciating physical and/or mental pain derived from an act.

When your child comes in the room and you have to turn off the Walking Dead and put on Barney singing about ducks, it is torture.

by arenee90 February 17, 2014

torture

being forced to watch barney while tied up and gagged

I was suspected of being a terrorist so the feds locked me up in Guantanamo Bay Detention Center and tortured me by making me watch that friggin kids show Barney. I tried to kill myself, but to no avail. TORTURE.

by ThunderBlizzard May 30, 2008

torture

Tormenting the hell out of someone

1. Helping my mom choose her glasses, knowing that my taste in glasses sucks big-time and then making her get that pair of glasses.

2. Strapping my ex-boss to a chair and make him watch the Saints-Bears pre-season game of 97, over and over again, until he begs for mercy.

by Saints March 23, 2007

torture

sexual tension pain, when you can't touch yourself and you want to, sexual frustration

John likes to torture me at my desk. He sends me flirty emails and wants me to engage in fellatious banter until I want to get myself off, at my desk!

by Colt81637 March 23, 2007

Torture

Spending time with a bunch of dreary, repetitive people in a claustrophobic office environment. The continual mental pain arising from having to chose between submitting to this environment, or sacrificing one's job and livelihood, leading to a state of perpetual homeless and curtailed life expectancy. This can be particularly heightened when working in IT infrastructure, as the subject matter itself is almost as heart-breakingly dry as one's colleagues. Any sort of proximity to engineers qualifies as torture. Any sustained, or even brief contact with professionally inadequate co-workers qualifies as torture. The pain can be physical as well as mental, as you slam your own face into the table in the hope that the blinding pain distracts from the far more serious mental anguish.

Torture: any kind of collaboration with moronic co-workers.

by jdub7 February 7, 2014