Topless

A state of nirvana. Achieved by women; enjoyed by men.

Heh heh... boobs.

by Mr. Son of a Gun May 24, 2004

Statue Toppler

Someone who sees knocking down statues of morally questionable historical figures as productive in the fight for equality.

"Smoking Marijuana is Cultural Appropriation"
"Crikey! Statue Topplers, ay?"

by Kizza7984 October 16, 2020

Tennessee Torpedo

The insertion of a amputated stump into a woman's vagina

She wanted it rough so I gave her the Tennessee Torpedo

by nu88y December 10, 2012

Topless

A person not wearing anything on the top half of their body. Usually refered to females who are showing their breasts.

OMG, Veronica has got such great tits. I love National Go Topless Australia Day!

by Ewokie January 14, 2004

blumpkin torpedo

a variation of a blumpkin. having a woman go down on you while you are in a hot tub and dropping a turd that floats from up under you and hits her in the face like a torpedo.

Dude, I was chillaxin with Barb the other day in the hot tub, she was going down like a pro while holding her breath, but I had to drop one so bad I couldn't hold it. It hit her in the grill and she got the blumpkin torpedo.

by MorningsidePlaya January 20, 2011

Torpedo tube

Slang for vagina, typically used by members of the USMC

"where were you born?"
"a torpedo tube"

by shithead mcpee July 27, 2020

torpe

(adj.) Being too shy to pursue amorous desires.

"I know you like that girl/boy. Why don't you ask her out? You're so torpe!"

by red0217 July 12, 2009