tronium

The coolest suffix to any word

-Damn bro that was so proTronium
-I just cheesed their troniums
-you know colin? Man he’s such a nerdtronium

-I wish to be the boss tronium

by The true tronium March 21, 2020

Torontophobia

The overwhelming belief by other Ontarians that you will be shot, mugged, raped, and murdered the instant you set foot in Toronto.

This phenomenom is generally seen in people from small towns and rural areas, but is also curiously prevalent among the older citizens of Oshawa, a neighbouring city of considerable size with a MUCH higher rate of crackheads per capita.

Deena: Okay, we're going to go shopping in downtown Toronto, but I really don't want to carry this fifty on me.

Kaytor: Why not? You're going with a group of people to a crowded area in broad daylight. Are you planning on waving it around like a little red flag?

Deena: Well, no... but you know, it's Toronto. People get shot there!!!1

Kaytor: You have horrible Torontophobia.

by Mighty Kaytor February 25, 2009

the toronto

A sexual act, performed annually on the eve of Passover, using an "exchange rate" of 5 U.S. (men) to 2 Canadian (women). During the festivities, one man is designated as "Cal Ripken", a.k.a. "The Iron Horse", and must be involved for the entirety of the event, even if he is "hit by a pitch" (semen). It is also customary that one of the women disparages the size of one of the male participants, an unfortunate but completely avoidable situation with the appropriate amount of pre-game fluffing.

It should also be noted that anal access must be formally requested first (preferably in writing). Failure to do so will result in a 5-minute major, during which time the offending male will be chastised for his actions, but he may continue fluffing himself in an effort to stay in the game.

The Toronto is considered over when the two female participants pass out or a fake phone call is placed from the hotel front desk asking people to leave.

Me and four hosers got into the Toronto last night, and now it burns when I pee.

by The iron horse May 31, 2016

OPU-C Toronto

Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.

Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
Yeah, dude, OPU-C Toronto is where it's at.

by canadaeh February 23, 2009

hot toonie

Where two Canadian consent to a hot sexual act of pouring maple syrup on each other while talking about the weather.

Amanda came home to find suko on the couch in which he rolled over and demanded a hot toonie prior to her making dinner, while watching the weather channel.

by Raging Roger August 27, 2017

tyronism

Noun(: A philosophical belief, quote or saying belonging to the wisest of all ghetto philosophers, Tyrone.

Tyronism #219:
Never trust a woman who went out with the girls, but there were no snaps!

by Rorexjr October 9, 2017

Tyronitis

A condition where you're stomach swells to gargantuan proportion, but you manage to convince yourself it is not fat.

When someone says:

It's not fat, it's muscle

(Tyronitis)

by Girt February 8, 2008