sexy truth-teller

Someone who holds ridiculous opinions that are unpopular for a reason and spews them to anyone who will listen (and many who won't) in a most asinine manner while believing that they are edgy, sexy, and everything cool for doing so AND that they are bravely showing the rest of the world the cold, hard truth.

Sexy Truth-Teller: Women really are lesser beings than men. They're only good for cooking and screwing. If that hurts, too bad. I'm only speaking the truth that most people are too afraid to face.

Person: Wow, you fancy yourself some kind of sexy truth-teller, huh?

by ALovelyPeanut April 25, 2008

Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge

A popular game in the gay community. Participants "do" themselves with a succession of chocolate bars. The sequence of bars gets progressively difficult. Entrants are eliminated if they fail to insert any of the bars. The final one used is a king-size Toblerone. The game was named after its originator, who was also the first participant to complete the sequence.

Who's up for a game of Briggsy's Toblerone Challenge?

Count me out. I got trannied to within an inch of my pathetic arty life last night. One Milky Way and I'll prolapse.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Toilerbating

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.

"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."

by BigJulie March 29, 2010

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

tolerance break

A phrase used mainly by weed smokers. It refers to taking a break from smoking, or smoking less often, in an attempt to lower your tolerance to THC, and thus gain a better high each time you do smoke.

Yo man, I've been blazing up every day for a month, and it's just not the same anymore. I need to take a tolerance break.

by PohTayToez July 9, 2007

Bryson Tiller

A singer and rapper from Louisville, Kentucky. He has collabrated with many notable artists such as Drake, DJ Khaled, Rihanna, etc. He is also known as Pen Griffey. His musical genres include R&B, hip-hop, and soul music.

Watch him become the next King of R&B.

Me: "Bryson Tiller just dropped the deluxe for A N N I V E R S A R Y!"
Friend: (starts crying)
Me: "Bitc- I know he's superior and all but this is too much."
Friend: "I LOVE BRYSON!" (continues crying)
Me: "Can't disagree with that."

by HeheheheJK March 7, 2021