Toledo Torpedo

Moving one's bowels under water while in a bath, hot tub, or pool on another person.

I was making out in a pool, and as I dove under water She gave me a Toledo Torpedo.

by DJ Rawdawg May 1, 2006

Toledo cunt transfer

The act of transferring a miserable, lazy, incompetent cunt from Toledo to another branch to wreak havoc there instead. Inevitably, the Toledo cunt lives like an office nomad as she will never be accepted by the other classier, respectable women in the office; hence perpetuating the Toledo cunt transfer cycle.

Another variation known as "Toledo cunt swap" is when there are multiple cunts from Toledo creating skank whore problems in multiple branches. In vain hope of solving the problem, instead of simply firing these hostile cunts, they simply swap them out to see if they can hack it at the opposite branch. This will also cycle in perpetuity because you can't just fire someone for being a cunt from Toledo.

Woman: "Jesus! Is that cunt really taking another cigarette break?"
Woman #2: "Yeah, but don't sweat it- word is- it's the old Toledo cunt transfer for her ass next week anyway."

by HeroHandy May 4, 2019

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag August 30, 2006

Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.

Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?

by thebreadguy September 20, 2009

Toledo Mosquito

A diseased person who takes pleasure in spreading his Sexually Transmitted Delights to as many people as possible while on his waterbed.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Burrito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"Man, did you hear about Terry? That guy is a total Toledo Mosquito. His bedroom is practically a lagoon."

by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008

Toledo, IA

A very small, boring town in which everyone is either a bitch, a whore, or a country hick.

Person 1: Wow, she's pregnant in eighth grade?
Person 2: Yeah, she must live in Toledo, IA

by KayDee3192 September 11, 2011

toledo turnpike

When you piss directly into a girl's asshole

Dude, just gave Becky the toledo turnpike last night.

by greypube October 30, 2017