Teffting

An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one's body like a chocolate dessert fountain.

"Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?"

"What? Seriously?"

"Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing."

by NotSamButPaulInstead October 15, 2016

tifftang

After hooking up with someone, you pretend you are still interested in them only to get them to admit they like you so that you can crush their hearts.

Don't mess with her, that chick will tifftang you.

Yo, she totally just tifftang'd stoop kid.

by kLaw chyeah October 5, 2009

toffee wrapper

Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.

i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

tffti

1)To fuck for the invite

2) A girl that hooks up with guys just to get invited to a party

Ian always throws a big New Years party with an exclusive guest list, so I think Catherine is going tffti. Maybe she will get us in.

by titte sucker 69420 April 22, 2018

bum toffee

shit. the brown stuff.

Want some bum toffee?

by Mr Poo November 1, 2006

TOFTD

Tits Out For The Dawgs

Brittany sure is going TOFTD today. Must be game day in Athens.

by ISnarted October 22, 2015

Toff In Training

... Or TIT for short. Dreadfully posh future conservative children don't you know, as seen at pony club and ski holidays in Italy.

'Oh your father only has the 09 model BMW? That's rather common of him, don't you think?' said the Toff In Training

by workingclasshero ;) November 15, 2010