tobleslerone

1. A name for very dumb and slow people.
2. means wombat in Latin

my mum is tobleslerone

by nn . November 20, 2019

Teester

When twist someone's ballsack so hard and turn it into a Easter ball

I'm gonna teester you

by thicc dicc42069 October 26, 2020

toyesterday

Used to describe urgency that is so intense that it goes back to at least the preceding day.

When will I get my money?

Your money will be back on your card in 2-3 business days. Did you need it sooner?

I needed it toyesterday!

by lloydpearsoniv December 11, 2020

toyesterday

Used to describe urgency that is so intense that it goes back to at least the preceding day.

When will I get my money?

Your money will be back on your card in 2-3 business days. Did you need it sooner?

I needed it toyesterday!

by lloydpearsoniv December 11, 2020

muffled muffin moelester

Someone who’s mic is so ass that it sounds muffled then they go on a rampage an fuck every muffin they see raw

Your the muffled muffin moelester your mic is so ass

by anonymous March 19, 2022

telestronomy

A science that relates the testicular sex of rape rabbits with the ass pirates of south quebec

The ass pirates of south quebec descend from the original aboriginal/west vietnamese frenchmen seal coalers. they are a rare kind of maschetharph.

by DoctorFunkenstein June 20, 2004

Teleseryes

A very addicting to watch, crappily made cheap filipino drama/tv series. It's addicting because the story is very good and almost all of them have some sort of magic or monsters.

Grandma: Get out of the couch! I need to watch my teleseryes!
Niece: I don't like that one, I like agua bendita better.
or
Uncle who now lives in Canada: Look at dat! Dat teleseryes is so cheap! lmao, da wolf looks like computer!

Some teleseryes:
Agua bendita
Kristine
Noah
tanging yaman
immortal
juanita banana
there are so many, seriously...

by Daonewhoyah November 15, 2010