Toilet Monster

Toilet monster, A.K.A Flushy the Toilet Monster, is a toilet monster given life by artist Skid Lo. Flushy is a celeb toilet originally from Butte, Montana. He is best known for being the toilet on the popular television series Prison Break. He currently resides in Los Angeles with his wife Flushette. He recently has been involved in anti-plumbking demonstrations and is a lead supporter of the anti-plumbking movement.

Person 1: Hey, did you see Flushy the Toilet Monster on Prison Break last night???

Person 2: Yeah, he kicked ass!!

by 1interestingguy October 12, 2011

Toddler

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler

by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017

Toilet Bound Hanako Kun

An amazing anime with stunningly beautiful visuals that will awe and astound you... until you read the manga and your standards are raised exponentially and you start to realise Lerche kind of f*cked it up a little (But only a little, it's still great) I mean The anime is GOOD, but please, PLEASE read the manga to get the full Toilet Shitter experience idek where the anime is going from the way they're ordering the arcs

Person 1: Hey! Have you seen Toilet Bound Hanako Kun?
Person 2: You mean JSHK? HELL YEAH! It's so good!
Person 1: JSHK?
Person 2: Yeah, Jibaku Shounen Hanako Kun
Person 1: But you coulda' just-
Person 2: But Seriously man, please just read the manga. I mean, you can read and watch it if you want, but READ THE MANGA!
Person 1: Uh, okay..
Person 2: No, promise me, promise me right now or I'll literally do you a Mitsuba-
Person 1: OKAY! OKAY! I'LL READ IT! I'LL READ IT! PLEASE! PLEASE JUST LEAVE ME ALONE! I'M SORRY!

by Toilet Shitter March 27, 2020

no-ply toilet paper

toilet paper that is so thin that one has to make multiple folds of it before wiping. Usually found in schools, fast food joints, and government offices.

Roger: Man, I hate using the bathroom at school.

Dave: How's that?
Roger: Man, they use that no-ply toilet paper. You got to wad it up at least 4 times to protect your hands!

by brooskitooski September 11, 2010

Nigga toilet

For those long balled niggas that need a taller toilet.

I need me a Nigga toilet.

by Paguioa January 16, 2019

toilet ringer

When a basketball shot hits the rim then rolls around (360-deg) one or more times. It can rim in or rim out. One of the ugliest shots in basketball.

Chick Hearn is credited with it:

http://www.abbaroo.com/lakers/chick.html

Shaq just shot another toilet ringer.

by Diego Mendez February 17, 2009

Toilet paper

Mom, if you read this, can you please bring me some?

I don't have no toilet paper.

by Blabooga December 15, 2020