toddy smith

hunk

just appreciate toddy smith already lmao he's so hot and funny

by sierrallen June 19, 2017

Todd's Way

A method of location divining, whereby the desire to arrive at Point B is reached by driving from Point A, to Point Q, then Point X, followed by a Left turn at Albaquerque, and crossing the Kinvad Bridge, which spans the distance between heaven and Earth, before finally arriving at Point B.

I was starving for Lupe's Hot Tamales, so I took Todd's Way to get there.

by Paula Sue Monkeypants September 25, 2014

toddler-whipped

The state of being completely and totally beholden to the whim and caprice of your toddler, to the extent that you make virtually all life decisions based not on your own personal preferences but to avoid a toddler melt-down.

When Bill told his friend Stu that he could not stay at work to finish an important project, because he did not want to miss phase 3 of his son’s potty-training class, Stu said, “dude, you are totally toddler-whipped.”

by jesshtx September 9, 2006

Todd

A fearless mate, he would be, an’ the finest buccaneer I ever lay me eyes on. He can swing from the riggin’, cutlass in hand, with war cry to chill ye to the bone. No mortal man could fill his boots as his seabag have the orbs of a binnacle. Drink a man ‘til he be red in the eye, ‘e could, an’ crack another bottle o’ grog fer good measure. A fine figure he cut, like the jib of a clipper. …an’ the lassies, oh the lassies…linin’ up to be his conquest, like flies bearin’ gifts to a spider, they be. With the staff of Poseidon, he slay the wenches, leavin’ ‘em breathless an’ quiverin’. Aye, matey, but Todd be the one…loyal to his captain and mates. He be the one ye turn when somethin’ needs doin’. Like a shark with a seaman’s leg, he’ll never let ‘er go.

Wench: Beggin’ ye pardon, m’ lord, but would Todd be with ye.
Captain: Aye, lassie, but he already be outfit with six young maidens.
Wench: Crap-eth!

by goose_on_a_roof August 21, 2021

toddoggle

While at first blush appearing similar in nature to the common boondoggle, it should be noted that there is nothing common at all about the opulent and extravagant nature of the toddoggle.

While a boondoggle is commonly defined as an expensive and wasteful project without regard to time or money, the toddoggle is an elevated level of boondoggle only achieved by those with a true mastery of the art of the doggle.

The doc review turned into a real toddoggle.

by Mr. Dictionary 14 February 17, 2014

todd anderson

a character of the movie 'dead poets society'

verb - also can be used as a verb to say that you are gay and in love with your best friend

- this new kid that is so shy but seems great?
- oh, do you mean todd anderson?

my best friend is so beautiful and (s)he makes me feel good, i think i may commit a todd anderson

by aaae October 23, 2020

Todd Howard

A game developer that just works

Hey, What about him?
Todd Howard; nah he is a guy that just works

by Iron1984 May 4, 2021