Tick Tock

A slang term, not yet socially recognized, for a person of diminished mental capacity.

That tick tock just ate a piece of gum off the sidewalk.

by The Canadian Water Champ July 05, 2019

tick tock

A warning given when a teacher is nearby and not to swear or do anything retarded.

- So I told him to stop being a dic...
- Tick Tock! Flip flop!
- ..tator and let us be.

by telemaphone May 05, 2004

tick-tock

An increasing sign of insanity, it's often said aloud multiple times by those slowly losing their minds. Often accompanied with a blank stare.

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

Joe: You alright man?

Steve: Tick-tock...tick-tock...

by Fireheart July 29, 2010

The Tick-Tock

while swinging your hips back and forth slightly with your loved one on her knees make her attempt to catch your scrotum in her mouth with no hands!

Last night before the stroke of midnight jenny asked for The Tick-Tock.

by WeededLotus420 November 19, 2010

tock slant

leaning to one side while sitting in a chair to 'help' a fart emerge!

i was brewing a good fart while sitting, so i did a tock slant as i enjoyed its' birth!

jane did a tock slant and 'cut' a tear-ass!, i sucked in all the fragrance i could; and laughed till i was crying!!

by michael foolsley March 05, 2010

Cock tock

The act of having scheduled erections

Help me doc I've got cock tock

by Gingagon June 24, 2014

tock clock

imaginary meter for measuring buttock pertness -brother of the 'peter meter'

jill's butt was just about red-lining on the tock clock

judy thought his butt registered high on the tock clock!!

by michael foolsley December 03, 2009