tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart

the best sex position EVER....however it was forbidden by an ancient god of sex that claimed it too good a position for man to handle. it delivers so much pleasure that it exeeds the point of climax and ends up with both male and female involved in the position and everyone within a 50 foot radius exploding like a ripe tomato from orgasm. (note we could not explain how to do the tittyballsmcgorgonkinkyfart in case someone stupid enough would try it and risk the lives and g spots of many)

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by jimmythecheezypikachu April 18, 2014

Melonball-Tittyballs

(Mel-un-Bawl Ti-tee-Bawlz) -noun

1. A Latina milf's fake breasts.

This was the first Latina i've seen in Morton Grove in years, she must have been looking for a Taco Bell. I haven't seen fake titties in my life, except for on pornos. I starting to feel on her Melonball-Tittyballs, they were fake as fuck.

by aCrazySummerAfternoon December 3, 2010

tetherballs

when older men develop saggy balls.

"Wow George, Your tetherballs are hanging lower than ever!"

by Sexappeal Leal August 22, 2007

Tetherballs

Tetherballs: A sexual action between two opposing players consisting of a stationary penis and a testicle(s). The objective is to strike the testicle(s) (clockwise or counter clockwise) until the "ball(s)" winds all the way around the pole and comes to a complete stop.

Jesse: Hey Chris remember that hot hore from the gym? The one with the nice ass?
Chris: Yeah.
Jesse: Well, I got her to play tetherballs. I let her win cause she's a girl...What are you doing later today?

by Pope Bentdick LXIX August 5, 2010

tatterwallops

aberdonian/doric word for pish flaps or pussy curtains

bloody hell mate did you see the tatterwallops on her

by tartanbeastie February 16, 2004

Bitterball

"Bouncing" the Bitterball is to repeatedly email or text a friend, complaining about a recent breakup or betrayal. It usually involves "defriending" and painful details of cruel or hateful acts on the part of the "other half" of the breakup.

Sorry for bouncing the Bitterball at you again - but she just defriended me on FB and dumped more of my stuff on the front lawn! Can she hate me any MORE?

by Syntaxpolice July 18, 2012

Bitterballen

Sex with someone you don't like but have stong physical attraction to

Man, she is just a terrible person, but has a slamming body, so I keep bitterballen

by Bitterballen1 September 12, 2020