Chain the Tires

fondling the male scrotum during intercourse
Verb: Chaining the Tires

Benny: I am feeling horney but there isn't enough time for us to fuck

Becca: No worries! I'll Chain the Tires.. you'll cum in no time!

by Gras Fam January 13, 2008

I'm tired.

A generic answer for when someone asks if you're ok and you're really not, but you don't want to explain it.

"Are you ok?"
(wiping away tears) "Yeah, I'm tired."

by EmmyGrace21 January 9, 2013

Tired

When your just done with the bull crap in life. The pain, being sad, feeling alone, not being able to make it through a day without crying, and many many more. It's when you just can't take it and your literally drained from it all. It's also the best excuse for when someone's asks if your sad or what's wrong and you honestly don't want to see another person not know how to react to your sadness. You wish someone would finally say "tired of what?" But no one does and it kills you but you get used to and just stick to saying your tired and hope that one day someone would know that your not tired but just drained from everything and need someone.

Someone: hey, what's wrong, are you okay?
You: yea im just tired.
Someone: oh okay

You: yep

Someone: so how's your day?
You: *reslly sh*tty* oh it was good

Someone:cool

by Imprettygoodwithwords December 23, 2015

Kick the tires and light the fires

1. All the necessary steps before starting the MAIN step have been completed so it is ready to be executed. It is used if the audience knows what's the main step.

2. To set forth.

Coming from jargon of figter pilots, who use it when they are ready to take-off with afterburners ignition (lighting the fires) after checking the gear as part of preflight check (kicking the tires).

A: Boss, we verified the procedure and everything works flawlessly.
B: Great, let's kick the tires and light the fires.

A: Man, we've waited so long already.
B: You're right, it's time to KTLF.

by bocin January 19, 2013

Tiredrifter

An illegal immigrant who finds a way into America nautically

"Everyone constantly criticizes President Trump for not protecting these tiredrifters invading America!"

by Chuckyboy143 August 14, 2018

i'm tired

Really? So am i. So I thought I'd define this although I realize as I type this that very few people will ever read this.

I'm tired, I think i'll try to go to sleep.

by starky April 10, 2008

Crappy Tire

Slang term for Canadian hardware store chain Canadian Tire. One reason "Crappy" is the adjective used because it is not uncommon to purchase something from CT that has already been opened with parts missing.

Mike: Can I get a ride to Crappy Tire? I'm getting my car serviced.
Steve: You took your car to Crappy Tire!?

by Jizzones February 25, 2006