threading the needle

Trying to have sex while flaccid

"I was so drunk last night I was practically threading the needle with that girl."

by Cohen95 August 3, 2008

Threading A Bobbin

The act of inserting and removing anal beads in a rapid manner.

Dude, threading a bobbin is crazy. That kinky bitch Tiffany had me to it to her like six times last night.

Also: Threaded her/his bobbin

by squiglowski January 19, 2015

Treading in black waters

Treading in black waters means you are fighting or argueing with someone and you are JUST on the verge of telling them to fuck off. You can only use this term when you are about to end an arguement or a friendship/agreement. Should be used if you are completley ready to lose this persons trust and affection.

After James starting being a smartass and splitting hairs with me about how the server operated, I warned him he was treading in black waters.

by Aethon Warrior November 14, 2009

Threading the Needle

A person is taking a dump, and a person has to piss. So the person pisses between the poopers legs without splashing or dribbling.

Last night I was so drunk I was threading the needle.

by Jeff Bohagen March 18, 2009

treading

someone walking heavily

"what the hells that noise?"
"it's chuffin' craig the fat treader he treads everywhere because of his weight he's a right treading freak as$ joint"

by aboo December 28, 2005

Treading Water

Drinking fruity lexia (cask wine, goon)

Aron says: Hey Porl, would you like to come Treading Water tonight?

by mr-awesome January 2, 2011

surf treading

to make and use a dildo carved from a potatoe, leaving slivers of potatoe in the cavity wich it was inside.

1. "Oh man, I went surf treading last night, and now im all dried out!"

2. Julia was shunned from soceity for being cuaght publicly surf treading.

by Ostello_totheC February 19, 2007