timesaw

A chainsaw that can cut through the fabric of space and time and allow a person to travel into the past.

"Dude, she attacked me with a timesaw and now I'm stuck in the olden days!"

by Rock Jonny February 8, 2007

good times

A TV Series that ran from 1974-1979.

Good times, anytime you need a payment
Good times, anytime you need a friend
Good times, anytime you're out from under
Not getting hassled, not getting hustled
Keeping your head above water
Makin' a wave when you can
Temporary layoffs, good times
Easy-credit ripoffs, good times
Scratchin' and survivin', good times
Hangin' in the chow line, good times
Ain't we lucky we got 'em
Good ti-i-imes, yeah.

by Good_Times August 27, 2005

castle times

a non existent period of history when large buildings, such as castles, ruled the skyline

There are real castles in Spain... like from castle times.

by Martin Digon February 8, 2008

sad times

When something happens that is peak or unlucky so you say "sad times" to acknowledge this.

David: "I just dropped my pizza on the floor"
Fred: "sad times, man"

by ☺️🔫🔫 May 23, 2018

timesick

Just like homesick, except it's a longing for a different time than the present.

1) All this homework is making me timesick; I wish we could just go back to kindergarten when our hardest assignment was coloring inside the lines.
2) I'm timesick. I wish I could just fast forward to after graduation.

by LongingForAnotherTime February 14, 2012

rocky times

1. hard times
2. troublesome times
3. times of hardship or trouble

Love never fails during rocky times.

by timlight January 27, 2010

Uncertain Times

The mealy-mouthed, weasel-worded, chickenshit phrasing that brand advertising likes to believe is "reassuring" about massively negative global events, instead of using real words about what may be going on, like "pandemic" and/or "economic crisis" and/or "presidential incompetence".

Singular form: "(this) difficult time"

"In these "uncertain times", disposable toilet seat covers are more critical than ever, like airlines and vacation cruises. Remember, sometimes the only thing between you and a coronavirus droplet might be a Big Johnson Ass Gasket."

by ToddUncommon March 30, 2020