Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.

Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.

by Ketter the Amazing October 20, 2008

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Dirty Thurston

The act of walking by someone and farting. Also known as cropdusting.

Mark just ripped a dirty thurston and cleared the room with the smell of rotting tuna fish and broccoli... God help us all!

by Jerry jamm May 21, 2015

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Winchester Thurston

A school with two campuses, North and City, in Pittsburgh, PA. The class of 2014 are being bombarded with bullying seminars. It's from PK to 12th grade, and co-ed.

"Kids, you are bullying each other!! Sit at assigned tables!"

"Do you ever....
-lock people in rooms
-punch/kick people
-kill people"

"uhh no"

"yes you do! take another bullying quiz and seminar!"

Winchester Thurston sample dialogue

by don'tyoudareforget April 19, 2009

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