sloppy thurston

A Latin-Aramaic in origin. Diarrhea on a girl's mouth and then she proceeds to suck the jizim out of the man's dong.

The sloppy thurston was warm and delicious!

by Merkin Man August 8, 2004

Thurston Howl the Third

Nickname for a classy professional drinker at a party who can handle his alcohol, bartend, ect. somehow keeping it all together when normal people should have passed out hours ago.

"How the hell is it possible for Thurston Howl the Third to still be drinking?"

by lets start drinking January 26, 2008

Thurston High School

A crappy high school in Springfield, OR, where Kip Kinkel once went beserk and killed two students on campus.

Now, the school resembles a prison, with black bars all around the premises, locked gates, and keycard swipes for students to get in and out. Sadly to say, this has not halted the frequency of students skipping class, students from other schools sneaking onto campus, or the number of fights between hicks (50% of the student population) and Mexicans (20% of the student population).

See also jail cell.

Kids who go to Thurston High School usually end up three places: on welfare, in jail, or in Eugene.

by Ketter the Amazing October 20, 2008

Thurstonize

I sit around and play mario brothers with all your siblings and flirt with the mail women naked for about 4 hours.

Yo dawg, u wanna go thurstonize after school.

yo thats hot, i just thurstonized with my mail man.

by Ray Halpin March 9, 2004

Tyler Thurston

Tyler thurston is the man you want to be around, he can be a crackhead at times, is hands are protective. and he loves his brother Demetrius.

Yo tyler thurston you been shmokin?

by BigDee123 September 29, 2019

Thurston

A father of usually 3. A woman beater. A cheater and liar. Do not trust a Thurston. He will ruin your life.

He hit her, that's why they call him Thurston.

by SchlongKing1992 May 28, 2020

thurston

Thurston is the type of person that would beam you with a ball then go hide in the corner of the gym. he also talks to a lot of girls but no one knows who he likes🤔 he's a very caring person and everyone needs a Thurston in their life.

"is Thurston gay?"
"I think so."

by kalebsfye November 23, 2021