Triddling

The art of looking busy while doing nothing productive... especially as in sitting in front of a computer watching it do things.

...to Triddle the day away.

...and he is a Triddler.

Arthur triddled the day away in the field. (around the barn etc.)

Jimmy triddles too much in front of the computer!

Mr. Curzed is a master triddler!

Mickey has been triddling over there for hours!

Sonja triddled all day in classes nursing a hangover.

by Tex1954 May 6, 2011

turdling

Slang
n. 1. son of a turd, runs in the family.
2. little pieces of shit, feces, excrements.

1. ex. You just a turdling compares to your dad!
2. ex. I don't like how your turdlings are clogging up my toilet!

by ZionMagus August 14, 2003

Dick Twiddling

The act of not doing anything productive. When someone is "Dick Twiddling" they are usually not doing what is supposed to be done.

Johnny, stop your dick twiddling and pay attention to the road!

or

What were you doing the whole time, twiddling your dick?

by Besenji March 15, 2009

turdlinger

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.

Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)

by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Twiddling the Bean

Female masturbation process where the finger (twiddler) rubs the clitoris (bean). This usually ends with an orgasm (making soap).

I was twiddling the bean of this chick while I was banging her and she loved it!!!!

Jenny couldn't get any tail at the bar so she went home alone to twiddle her bean.

by The Twiddle Monster March 17, 2011

thudding

Drinking beer all day, farting into the couch cushions.

Peter and I got a case of Pabst Blue Ribbon and spent the day thudding in his mother's basement.

by Peter Shepherd April 12, 2008

Toddling

Noun. A very small and unsteady toddler; the pre-toddler stage of child development, usually follows immediately after baby.

Also, present tense of the verb 'to toddle.'

William was a toddling at about fifteen months before he became a toddler proper.

Tom came toddling in from the kitchen, with a bottle of beer he'd just found in the fridge.

by Stuart Concannon March 2, 2005