throbbing

The collective noun for a group of penises.

Janet peeped in through the boys changing room window and was startled and aroused by the sight of a throbbing of penises.

by Popeye is rubbish February 15, 2018

throbs

a person who goes on various chat-rooms and instigates all participants until s/he is ultimately banned from that website, then s/he makes a new account and starts over

He is such a throbs that he was thrown out of the chatroom in one hour!!

by Janethrobs May 29, 2008

throbbing

its how my day was throbbing

jeff: hey bob how was your day

bob: throbbing

by pugua January 17, 2009

Golf Throb

Some people have 'heart throbs' but golf enthusiasts have Golf Throbs. A Golf Throb is sought out by those who have great and sometimes scary admiration/infatuation with a single person over their golfing ability. This infatuation can lead to sexual fantasies and instant erections are known to happen when in their Golf Throbs presence.

Bernard after watching Chandler tee off - "Did you see how far he hit that ball? That was 400 yards! Now excuse me while I go tend to my 3-Wood while thinking about my new Golf Throb."

by F.O.S.F.F. 7O01 June 11, 2015

Throb Johnson

Nickname for the 36th President of the United States. He received this nickname after his wife revealed his high sex drive and constantly throbbing penis. She was quoted saying he had to be drained 5-7 times a day. Orally and vaginally.

Dean: What’s up with Brenda?

Charlie: She can’t handle me. I’m just like Throb Johnson. Always needing a suck.

Dean: Damn man.

by Leland Bruce January 24, 2023

Throbbing Renob

Another word for an erection. Boner is spelled backwards so it will rhyme.

Hey, look at Uncle Bill’s throbbing renob!

by Huge Potato May 15, 2019

throbbing boner

an erection that you can actually feel your heart beating.

Suzy looked so hot on the dance floor that my throbbing boner was pulsing in 4/4 time.

by Deborah Lee June 4, 2006