[thoughthehadadickitus]

condition where a man thinks he has a big dick

Jerry: Carmen, where is Zack today?
Carmen:Oh, didn't you hear?
Jerry:Here what?
Carmen:He came down with a case of thoughthehadadickitus.
Jerry: Damn. Poor kid.

by wizzle f April 16, 2008

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.

I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 19, 2016

Thoughtversation

Going over a conversation in your head after the moment has passed. Usually occures when the person is alone, resting, taking a shower or is about to go to sleep.

I had a thoughtversation over the argument with my boss earlier that day and couldn't go to sleep properly.

by buckenstein August 8, 2018

thoughtversation

a very thoughtful conversation

a conversation that makes everyone involved think deeply

“Jonathan and I had a wonderful thoughtversation yesterday about what it means to call someone a friend.”

by thoughtversation April 6, 2021

Thoughtsting

thoughtsting is the process of thoughts… thus thoughtsting. but sometimes the thoughts cannot be thinked so thoughtsting? but honestly most of the time it’s thoughtsting. thoughtsting has thoughts. thoughts?

Anyways me and Kei supposed to go spin but we 7 mins late so they locked us out then we keep banging the door they dw open so we just went and eat mala and the mala was $46 which is more expensive than the spin class itself and we ordered 1.5kg of mala and finish most of it and then now we at awfully chocolate eating dessert. Thoughtsting?

by Pwoh April 13, 2022

Thoughted

When thought was past tense for the current past but thoughted is the past tense for the past that’s after the first past tense

I thought I already sent that message but I guess I thoughted wrong

by Bout26 January 28, 2026