Third World Water

When you go over a friends house who may be less fortunate than you, and the water bottle brand he gives you is unheard of.

Person: Hey I'm thirsty. Can I have a bottle of water?
Friend: Sure! Here's some indigo dolphin spring water!
Person: I'm not drinking your third world water. Buy Poland Spring.

by Walter the whale March 3, 2015

Third World Shithole

Noun referring to any impoverished foreign country in which crime, graft, and corruption are modus operandi.

That Third World Shithole felt just like home.

by Basking in Beanerville July 6, 2011

third world shower

taking a dump in the upper tank of a toilet, also known as an upper decker, then proceeding the give someone a swirlie in the same toilet

That guy is such a tool, I'd really like to give him a third world shower right now.

by livinglegendwg December 14, 2009

third world problems

Actual problems that affect your life.

I'm dealing with some third world problems right now. I can't afford food.

by Nigga with a Rocket Launcher May 24, 2016

Third World Drunk

The level of drunkeness you attain when drinking after at least 3 days of not eating.

I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.

by Blommit December 14, 2010

Third world shithole

It’s a place that gets Third world shitholes upset when Donald Trump calls them third world shitholes.

Donald Trump: people from Haiti, Liberia, El Salvador and other third world shitholes are all trying to come to America.

CNN: Donald Trump is racist...

Everyone else: why is it called the third world again? Hmmm must be as hit hole.

by Trump card January 13, 2018

third world briefcase

Flowery description of a ghetto blaster or large portable music player often carried around in the late 20th century and played at full volume by many of Britain's ethnic population.

You'll recognise Dwayne when he comes in, he'll be carrying his third world briefcase.

by David from Kingsbury September 11, 2005