hang the shank 

slang (mostly for men) to urinate. Thought to originate from Northern New Jersey, possibly a derivative from an old sailor's or construction workers term.

'Can you wait here I have to go hang the shank'

'ok let me hang the shank first then I'll give him a call..'

hang the shank by thrill67 January 10, 2017

eat the skunk

Something you'd likely find in Urban Dictionary. It's also something Aedo doesn't want to do.

Aedo: Yeah, I think I'm gonna go ahead and not eat the skunk.

eat the skunk by relaxdiego December 10, 2014

the skunk 

when a someone is licking a womans pussy from behind and the woman farts in the persons eye

dude, i heard stacy gave dave the skunk.

the skunk by im sick in the head March 19, 2010

punch the skunk

to furiously masturbate

Joe: hey Adam, I'm gonna go punch the skunk
Adam: aye my man can i come?

punch the skunk by Thailand22321 May 20, 2019

The Stank Tank 

The act of defecating into th gas cap compartment of one's automobile. Similar in nature to the "upper decker."

Jeremy: Hey, Travis, what's smell coming from your car?
Travis: Oh no...
Jeremy: What?
Travis: I got stank tanked!
Jeremy: The Stank Tank!

The Stank Tank by Majomasw December 10, 2011

strangling the stank monkey 

When you stop showering for 3 or more days but still masturbate despite the awful smell of your genitals

Dude I haven't showered in a week, but I'm being brave and strangling the stank monkey twice a day.

strangling the stank monkey by Big Ebs February 15, 2014

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

Flatten the skunk by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013